The 20+ Best 'Pineapple Express' Quotes, Ranked by Fans

Dale: Okay, even if he found that roach, how could he know where you are?

Saul: Um, heat-seeking missiles, um, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas.

Dale: I'm just--I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.

Saul: Thank you.

Dale: Not a compliment.

Saul: Let's roll, man! I'm done with the woods! Let's go! C'mon, man, let's get the f*ck outta here.

Dale: [sarcastically] Okay... Uhh, let's go... No... It's not working... the battery's dead.

Saul: Wait... What do you mean, it's dead?

Dale: [laughing] What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead.

Saul: No, no. What do you mean, the battery's dead?

Dale: How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

Saul: How did this happen?

Dale: Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-

Saul: Aw, man... Talk radio?

Dale: Yes, talk radio.

Saul: So boring, man. The car just committed suicide.